11 funny things which happen on every Diwali

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless was trending on twitter before diwali. The trend was fired by ebay to promote themselves, but we got some pun tweets about Diwali too.

Here are some of the tweet.

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless you've paid bakshish to zillions of supposed watchmen in society
— Abey Nautanki (@Aage_Chal_Be) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless any member of family doesn't give you lecture on not bursting Crackers, pollution, saving money, charity & blah blah.
— Swami (@mohitraj) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless companies you don't remember transacting with and people you don't care for wish you on emails.
— Abhishek Mishra (@dividedby_0) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless you mentally find flaws in your neighbor's Rangoli & feel great about yours, even though you haven't contributed to it.
— Disha Parekh (@ParekhDisha) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless you're patting your distended stomach after over eating Diwali sweets
— Shravan Rangarajan (@RJShras) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless the rocket it light falls of the bottle and makes me run. #HappensEveryYear
— Aditi Goyal (@DgsAditi) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless the fake satellite view pic is shared on whatsapp
— Abey Nautanki (@Aage_Chal_Be) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless your Mom shouts at you in the morning to get up early at least on Diwali!
— Gaurav Sharma (@GauravZeeshan) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless you dive, duck and escape at least one stray rogue rocket cracker which refuses to travel in a straight line
— Naveen Durgaraju (@NaveenD23) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless My Facebook news feeds are full of girls in saris holding diyas.
— Aditi Goyal (@DgsAditi) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless You watch Cadbury Ad's #Adorable #Sweetness
— AssistKing (@AritraRoy6) October 22, 2014

And there was this fellow, still stuck on Alia Bhatt Jokes.  :p

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless there's a Joke by/on Alia bhatt. pic.twitter.com/cjogro0MPO
— Virat Kohli (@imviratkohlifan) October 22, 2014

#ItsNotDiwaliUnless half of the mosquito population dies because of the smoke. #genocide

— Naveen Durgaraju (@NaveenD23) October 22, 2014

What do you think about #ItsNotDiwaliUnless ??